Ow! Stop it, that hurts.
You would think that, blasphemous man, it's only a shot.
Can you hurry it up? I have a meeting with some blah blah executives at noon.
Sure. Say, would you be interested in our new drug?
Eh, what is it for?
It's a brain enhancement drug. You will be the smartest man in the world, Mr Blah-Blah.
Yeah! Sounds fucking great! Eh, what are the side effects though?
None at all! Just sigh right here and we will administer the first dose.
Sure, but shouldn't I go over this with my usual doctor?
No worries, I'll fax it right over to him.
But my doctors a woman. What did you say your name was again, sir?
Doctor Bleh=Bleh. Now. There there, no worries, we will haVE you smartened up in no time. Youve made a wise choice, sir.
I know, I know.

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Galen over 13 years ago

Hah! Great first jab at a story. I liked the Blah Blah refrain and the rapid pacing especially. Welcome to Six Minute Story!

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