Man do I ever love typing ampersands. Seriously. Whenever I type one, it's like the whole universe shits solid gold joy right on my lap. Life is all sunshine and rainbows and Barbie Doll bumholes whenever I type an ampersand. I'm actually feeling a bit melancholy right now, so I'm gonna type an ampersand.

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HOLY SHIT AM I EVER HIGH ON LIFE RIGHT NOW!!!! SERIOUSLY, IT IS LIKE RONALD MCDONALD AND ORCA THE KILLER WHALE ARE BOTH TAKING ME ON A ROCKET TRIP TO PLUTO TO SEE SAMMY DAVIS JUNIOR STRANGLE MIMES WHILE WEARING LEONARD NIMOY'S SPOCK OUTFIT!!!!

Let me do that again.

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AHHHHHHHH!!!! I am super happy right now!!! EEEEEEEE!!!!! SUper duper Jack in the box bouncing through Toledo. Man am I ever on fire. I feel like I could eat a whole box of Honey Nut Cheerios and then gouge my eyes out with a spoon and laugh hysterically even though I'm blind and my blood is flying everywhere!!!!!!

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AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Exclamation point times 50 billion. My nads are the size of that great big red spot on Jupiter and I am about to blow a cheesy load of thick maple syrup, that's how giddy and supremely overjoyed and happy I am after typing not one not two but three motherflippin ampersands.

Typing ampersands is better than taking live monkeys and swinging them against the wall until they're dead. AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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AHHHHHHH!!!! ONCE AGAIN I FEEL LIKE GEORGE BURNS JUST CRAWLED OUT OF JACKIE GLEASON'S ASSHOLE AND ANNOUNCED THAT THEY JUST BOUGHT THE CALGARY FLAMES AND THE ICE CAPADES AND THE PACIFIC RAILWAY COMPANY ARE ARE GOING TO TURN DISNEY LAND INTO A MAGICAL THEME PARK WHERE THE WATERSLIDES HAVE DR. PEPPER ON THEM AND EVERYONE SCREAMS REAL LOUD ALL THE TIME!!!!

let me do this one more time.

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UNICORNS EXIST! SO DO FARIES AND SANTA CLAUS AND THE NUMBER 8. MAN MY BRAIN IS BOUNCING AROUND IN MY HEAD BECAUSE OF ALL THE AMERPSANDS I TYPED

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