I hated the wallpaper on my phone. For some reason it just appeared overnight even though no trace was found in the files or folders. Nothing I tried would delete the darn thing. Where had it come from and why?

Josie, an amateur feng shui expert made several suggestions but I didn't believe that kind of rubbish. Strangely enough my phone went wrong, you know where all you get is that SOS Emergency screen but you can't access your numbers or do anything else with it. Yet every couple of seconds, the fish appeared again. It was doing my head in.

I started to wonder if I was going mad because Josie said she didn't get the green background when she tried to sort out my phone.

On Monday I decided to take it to the shop, the screen was flickering now and the SOS faded, the green background getting brighter by the second.

Words appeared all of a sudden

WE ARE TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH EARTH. WHO ARE YOU?