the man in the purple tuxedo had just bought a nice pair of boots. Walking home from the boot store he got attacked by an army of boot hungry hobos who wanted to eat their boots. The hobos were dressed in togas and had beards like frozen waterfalls down to their feet. The hobos combined their great beards to form a giant lasso and lassoed the pair of fancy boots away from the man in the purple tuxedo. The hobos ran away with the boots planning to dine on them later that evening. The man in the purple tuxedo became enraged and stormed off to his secret lair to devise a plan to get back at the horrible bearded hobos. The man in the purple suit created a plan to sneak into the hobo lair using his secret invisibility cloak. He sneaked into the hobo lair, dodged the hobo beard