Sam was sitting in his car at a stoplight. Just waiting for the light to change. Suddenly, an abulance came careening out of nowhere and crashed straight into his car. Sam lept out just in time to not be splattered across the pavement.

"Dude! What are you doing?" Sam shouted at the driver.
"I was in a hurry to get this man to the hospital. He is badly injured from a hunting accident up at Tiger Mountain," said the driver.

Sam couldn't believe that his tax dollars went to pay men who were supposed to help but then ended up hitting other cars in the process. He became so infuriated that he began to yell at the man for not being careful enough. The driver responded in kind with as much as fire as Sam had given him. Onlookers worried the men would start fighting.

Suddenly, Sam's cell was ringing. It was Susan, his wife. She was at the hospital because she had gone into labor.

Sheepishly, Sam asked the driver if he could drop him off when the new ambulance came.