It was just a fruit stand. No matter what they accused me of, it was just a fruit stand. You can believe who you want...

"I'm writing you a ticket," the cop said. "That isn't fair," I complained. "I didn't do anything wrong." "You're se...

Beep, Beep, Beep It's Monday morning, ignore the cell phone alarm. Two minutes later the radio comes on. Commericals,...