Cindy yawned and stretched as she started her day. It was time to walk her pet octopus.
She pulled Ollie out of his protective shell, and they walked across the ocean floor.
"Good morning!" she called to Wally the Whale.
Suddenly, Wally decided to give Cindy and Ollie a ride by lifting them up, completely out of the ocean and depositing them on the sandy shore.
"Mom! Dad! Where have you been?"
"We've been right here. You took a nap."
"Yeah, I just had the craziest dream. I lived on the ocean floor, and I could breathe underwater and everything....
Cupid said,
"Nobody knows or cares who I am."
"I'm just one of the pack."
Channeling Jan Brady, he added, "Everyone just cares about Rudolph, Rudolph, Rudolph!"
"Sure, he helped us out that ONE TIME, and now everyone can't stock singing about him."
"He wasn't even in 'The Night Before Christmas." It was On Dasher, On Dancer ... but Rudolph was still in the minors!'
Channeling Rodney Dangerfield, he added, "I get no respect at all. Even PRANCER had a movie made about him.
"I'm not even the most famous Cupid out there! It's that angel baby that shoots people...