"This is who I am and I won't hide it."
The president said this as he removed his mask and revealed that he was, in fact, a reptile and a space alien.
"Now, I know what you're thinking. 'Oh no, all of the other aliens are invading and will take over the country.'" Not true! I am on a fact-finding trip to learn how to run an effective government.
"I know that I am going to have to resign because I wasn't born in this country. I will be heading back to my home planet with many ideas about how...
"This is who I am and I won't hide it."