I was eating hot dogs on the dock. No problem, right? But this dude comes up and starts buggin' me, so I tell him to step off.

He Won't leave me alone, so I had no real choice but to grab the knife out of my jeans and stab the dude in the chest. Three times.

Police arrived soon thereafter and decided it would be much easier to just feed me to the sharks than put me through the system....

Lucky me

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Gone Awry over 11 years ago

Very good. But, news flash: the police will not feed you to the sharks if you stab a guy. They will put you through the system, print you, cuff you, take your mug shot, and send you of to prison. For life.

PhillipSand (joined about 12 years ago)

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