2070

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2070 was a calendar year beginning on Wednesday.

Events:

January 20: President Donald Trump VIII abdicates the office after insurrections by members of the rival Hilton party.

February 17: Rogue gorillas overtake the Smithsonian museum. Order is restored by armed robots after spraying plasma indiscriminately into the crowd.

February 18: Rogue robots overtake the Smithsonian museum. Order is restored by 30,000 members of the American Civil Defense Order after spraying plasma indiscriminately into the crowd.

March 3: World's first computer made entirely of living matter created from the DNA of rhesus monkeys and contains nearly 9999999999999999 TB of storage room. It is dedicated mostly to pornography.

April 16: Teleportation used to send first Olympic space wrestlers into zero gravity arena.

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