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Dadi saes the Fires arnt the saem az wen HE wus a boy, wen the Nasties furst desided that storis cud be bad fur us. It wus bak then wen they also saed jewels wer bad. I can't se wy tho, az ther all shiny and glittry, but Dadi saes the jewels wer to blam for al the money bein taken from the pore and stuf. Maybe its becos jewels ar wurth so much.
Aniwai, this buk burning isnt az big as wen Dadi was iung, befor he gru up and becam a Nasty himself. Now Dadi finds buks and birns vem himself. Som tims he gets to birn the jewels to, wich maeks the flaims biggar. I aksed him uns if they wer al jewels ho had the buks , and he sad no not alwais, but buk hyders and kepers wer az bad az jewels and dezerved to bi birned to. Wen I gro up, I want to be a Nasty just liek Daddy cos buks ar danjerus.
You have no idea how persistent spell checkers can be, which was something of a problem in this case.
I do all sorts of things. Mostly badly. Mostly better than others. I tell stories. Occasionally, I lie.