Giving in wasn't an option. "2,4,6,8! We don't want to integrate!" shouted his T-Shirt. Well, the left hand side. The right blared out "We're ALL in this (body) together…"
Both the Prosecution and the Defence barristers sighed at the witness's garb, shuffled papers, breathed slowly, and were grateful he was wearing anything at all. Both were getting paid. From the same bank account, in fact. They both rose as the Right Honourable Judge Jewel took in the room, and then her seat.
The clerk stood and announced in a notably less bored tone than usual, "Giles #3 versus Giles #1,2 and 4, Custody of physical body and assets."
It was going to be a long day…
Now that was fun, thanks!
Praise from the praiseworthy is praise indeed.
I do all sorts of things. Mostly badly. Mostly better than others. I tell stories. Occasionally, I lie.
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Giving in wasn't an option.