If I had a box full of pounds from every time someone said if I had a pound for every time
It would probably have like £50 in it
Because although that's a common phrase
It doesn't come up THAT often
Think about it
How many times have you actually heard someone use that phrase
Probably like fifty
I thought so
So next time
Put a pound somewhere you can forget it
And then when you find it
You'll remember this story
And that way
As long as you are alive
So am I
And if you told it to your children
And their children
And their children
I could effectively become immortal
Which would be really nice thing for you to do
So please
Next time you hear someone say
"If I had a pound for each time"
Put a pound somewhere
And remember me


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