Quantum leaping isn't always fun. Not when I end up as a woman. Find it unnerving especially as all I was hoping to do was to channel the skills from one of my parallel selves.

I needed to cook a three course romantic dinner and knew that there must be a Galloping Gourmet self somewhere out there, expert on wines, the best cut of meat and good at table decoration.

Jasmine, was not at all what I wanted, especially as she was a concubine to an extremely ugly Prince, even though she did know how to cook. She was his personal chef.

My date, was astounded by the delicious and unusual dishes I put in front of her next Saturday night. I was told that she had never met a man with so many skills.

She didn't know the half of it I thought as I dished out the vegetables, recalling how much the Prince enjoyed my lovemaking.