I wish I had some pop. Not just regular pop though. A&W Rootbeer. Yeah, that would be amazing right now. But then again I think that stuff has some addictive narcotics in it. They put some crazy foreign mouse hair crushed up with lima beans and introduce it to the mixture before brewing. And then we drink it. Drink it all up and it fizzes as it goes down our throats and into our tummy's. And then it goes through our intestines and filtered into our bladder where it has a big fizz party! But that's when the lima beans reform and kick everyone out! Jerks. Why do they have to do that? Why do they have to be so... beanlike.

Just take a crap and get the lima beans out. Then the party can continue. Maybe I should have some grape crush instead. Yeah, that would be amazing right now. Grape crush crushing its way down my throat so it can get to the party. That would really taste good right now.

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Galen over 13 years ago

You guys are hilarious. How did I miss this the first time around? "Grape crush crushing its way down my throat so it can get to the party."

Shteevie about 14 years ago

See. That's a fonky sodapop kinda story. Not sure why you're groovin on root beer though. Don't you know Dr. Pepper is the king of soda?

I laughed at "be so... beanlike."

zapfogldorf about 14 years ago

Thanks, Shteev... you're a swell guy...

Gone Awry about 13 years ago

hi guys. you guys really like your pop, huh? well, good anyway. see you on the flip side!

zapfogldorf (joined about 14 years ago)

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