I wish I had something to say
But every idea I have just sounds HEY!
ARE THOSE BUTTERFLIES!
IN OCTOBER!? She cries.
Attention Deficit Disorder's the theme of my day.

Once I had a bad case of food poisoning,
So bad, I called my ex-wife loudly moaning.
I projectile vomited with pride.
The guy next to me died.
When the bill came, I resumed my groaning.

That's it?
No **it?
That was terrible.
You are horrible.

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Galen over 11 years ago

"terrible" maybe, but I laughed.

Punch Yourself (joined over 11 years ago)

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Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0

genres

limerick-ish

tags

rhymey sort-ofey

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Blank Prompt

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