The Wallaby jumped over the fossilized tyrannosaurus rex exhibit of the Natural History Museum and landed in a dramatic three-point stance in front of his arch-nemesis, Baron Mind. It was time to end this heist.

Baron Mind stood tall, clutching the fabled Carter Diamond in his purple-gloved hand and cackled furiously at the hero before him. It was hard not to laugh at a grown man wearing a kangaroo costume.

"Baron Mind," The Wallaby said in his thick, electronically enhanced Australian accent.

"Bear what in mind?" Baron Mind replied, and broke out into another hysterical laugh.

"Very funny, Baron," the Wallaby said. "Now, drop the diamond and surrender."

"Why don't you go and jostle your joey," The Baron replied.

The Wallaby rained a series of furious bunny-kicks on The Baron, knocking him back a few feet and jarring the diamond loose. It clattered to the floor.

"You shouldn't have done that," said The Baron. "Now, the Baron Mind is going to give you a barren mind!" He shot a beam of purple and yellow electricity from his gauntlet and knocked the Wallaby bac