"So are you going to Joanie's?"
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"Why not? It's not like she is a bitch or anything."
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"She didn't... She didn't! Oh that was low."
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"All that?"
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"Now you are pulling my leg, I knew Joanie like football, but what a way to show it. But you know we should go."
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"Why? I can't believe you just asked that. Why? Because her parents left her to watch their home, you know that seventeen bedroom house on the hill. She wants a few people over."
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"I don't know, fifty or seventy."
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"Oh you meant who was invited? Let's see, we were, the entire bio class. She made the announcement at the commons today."
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"Yeah it might be more than a few hundred."
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"I don't know, her dad used to have those monkeys.... Maybe they are still around."
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"Oh, really? and an octopus. That is weird."
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"So are you going?"
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"Great! Do you want me to come over and do your hair?"
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"What do you mean you are bald! When did that happen?"
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"Did it hurt? No? But you scared your cat?"
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"Well it probably thinks you hate him now."
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"I know it's a cat, but-"
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"You're boyfriends cat?"
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"That smell will never come out."
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"Maybe some vinegar, but what does this have to do with you being bald?"
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"That makes no sense."
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"Fine, I'll bring a wig over. You are going to wear that black dress right?"
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"What do you mean I can't wear mine?"
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"Oh who am I showing off to, the monkeys?"