"Why did I have to dress up as Napoleon?" Billy thought as he entered the Halloween party.

His friends were dressed as modern characters like Bluey, The Minions, or even Scooby-Doo. He felt out of place, even though he was wearing a costume on Halloween.

Well, if he had to look like Napoleon, he decided to act like Napoleon. He cut the cake in half and took that half for himself. He also "conquered" the drink table by removing the iced tea and pouring the punch into a separate container.

When the teacher asked him why he was misbehaving, Billy responded, "Sacre bleu! Je suis Napoleon!"

"Well, your French is impressive, but you are being exiled. Go see Principal Elba."

As he trudged off, Billy hid a bunch of candy under his Napoleon hat.

"Ha!" he said. "The joke's on them. I'll be back."