We stepped into the girls apartment and they removed their slutty clothes. Now they were naked. I sat down on the couch. One of them turned on the stereo. Prince was singing GETT OFF from his 1991 album Diamonds and Pearls.

The girls danced naked for me. They grinded their private parts on my knees and did naughty things. They licked their lips and talked dirty.

"You girls are very pretty," I said. "And if I was a guy who wanted to get laid then I would be very horny and my penis would probably not be flacid. However, I do not want to get laid but I am still enjoying your sexual dance moves. Where did you learn them?"

"I used to videotape old episodes of Solid Gold," one of the girls said.

"How long have you two been roommates?"

"Since the beginning of the year. We are students at the university. We are both studying sociology."

"Do you two have a lot of sex?"

"We usually have sex with two different boys a week. That is because university is a whole new world filled with young people eager to experiment with their sexuality. My roommate and I are popular selections as sex partners since we are both very beautiful."

"Do I pose a challenge for you since I don't want to get laid?"

"You do pose a challenge. Both of us are very depressed and we feel rejected because you are not responding to our sexual advances."

Both girls shook their breasts again and then they bent over so I could see inside there It looked like rhubarb.

"That does nothing for me," I said. "I am Patrick and I am the man who does not want to get laid. I am hungry. Do you have any salami?"

"I knew you were gay," said one of the girls.

"I am not gay. I am just having a craving for salami."

"There is some in the bathtub," said one of the girls.