"Why did I have to dress up as Napoleon?" Billy thought as he entered the Halloween party.
His friends were dressed as modern characters like Bluey, The Minions, or even Scooby-Doo. He felt out of place, even though he was wearing a costume on Halloween.
Well, if he had to look like Napoleon, he decided to act like Napoleon. He cut the cake in half and took that half for himself. He also "conquered" the drink table by removing the iced tea and pouring the punch into a separate container.
When the teacher asked him why he was misbehaving, Billy...
"No parking anytime" read the sign on the tall, black, iron gate.
"Well, if I'm going to break the rules, I guess this is the first one," Wendy thought.
She parked her minivan in front of the gate and stepped out. She climbed onto the hood and then the roof of her car, and she jumped stomach-first onto the top of the gate.
Fortunately, there was no barbed wire. After all, this wasn't a jail.
She flipped over the gate and landed hard on the ground. Shaking off the pain, she made her way around the building because she knew...
They walked hand-in-hand over the foot bridge, surrounded by tourists.
"This reminds me of the Great Wall of China," Bill said.
"Have you been there?" Sally asked.
"No, but it's on my bucket list."
"Why do people have bucket lists? If something is so important that you want to make sure you do it before you die, why don't people do them first? You never know when you're going to die. I mean, this bridge we're standing on could collapse right now!" she exclaimed.
"Don't say that," Bill replied. "But that's a good point. "Visiting the Great Wall of China...